JPEG Patent Poetry

In part three of my four-part series on the attempted deposition of Patent Troll Tracker I said my final post would include some thoughts on the infamous JPEG patent. I'll certainly report on it at some point, but for a variety of reasons I decided now isn't the time. Plenty has been written elsewhere, for those interested.

Instead, I will simply re-publish my favorite PTT haiku, a three-line rumination on the JPEG patent by "Random Examiner." Some experts call it the greatest patent haiku ever written—

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